I wish I only lived at night.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
