Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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