Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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