You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
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I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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