I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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