my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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