I look better un-naked...
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
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He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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