Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
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You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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