Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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