so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
It's just like the Real World with babies
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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