have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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