talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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