At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
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STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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