Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
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i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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