Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
In America we eat man semen.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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