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Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
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turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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