this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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