I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
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I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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