Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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