Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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