a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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