My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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