508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried