Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
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I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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