mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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