Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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