sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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