she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
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i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
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I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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