my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
My pussy is not your playground.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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