doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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