your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Life is so much better after having sex.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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