Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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