2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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