People in love make me want to vomit
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
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I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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