Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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