Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Randomize
