Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
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he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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