Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
