And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
only you would photoshop your dick
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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