How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I'm really busy with my period
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