We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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