your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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