We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
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we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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