Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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