My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
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He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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