I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Randomize
