So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
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Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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