I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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