that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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