But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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