She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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