guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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