Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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