she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
We are all done wearing pants today
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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