Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
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Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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