too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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