People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
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